Posted on 3 October 2008 by Will O' in Politics
Bill Maher is right: Most Americans can’t be trusted because they’re too dumb. Just look at Fox News. Everyone else thought Biden’s substance beat Palin’s fluff but, last time I checked, the text-ins on Fox had Sarah ahead 86 per cent to 12. And the little room of undecided inbreeds on hand to assess the debate seemed to think that because Palin didn’t fall over she was now qualified to fire nuclear bombs at Russia from Wasilla. Just ’cause we never show the white flag.
You would think she won the election, such was the gala celebration for her after the debate.
A pity moderator Gwen Ifill didn’t ask the candidates their opinions on the age of the poor old planet that has to support such gits as Palin. Or what actually to do with gang rape pregnancies. That would have opened the chasm between these two.
A pity too that Biden didn’t remind Palin that she was in fact on the Repuglycan ticket. She kept talking as if she and McCain were running for some other party.
Like most politicians guilty of crimes against their people (and never think that this woman isn’t a born politician), she adopted the line that that the past is done with, why hark over spilt milk, let’s move on. Forget Eyeraq and every other thing Dubya’s done in the name of wilful ignorance, she and Walnuts are gonna fix it all up nice ‘n fresh as if we were all born yesterday.
And how about that smile, that incessant smile. Enough to give you the heebie jeebies. How would you like that lookin’ at ya 24/7? The grin of a cute l’il yokel who knows how to skin a moose and you don’t so what kind of Umeruhcan are you, anyway! The A-for-adorable grin that conned folks straight in the eye into thinking she knew what was good for ‘em even if she couldn’t answer the question.
You’ll have to admit that she’s a full-blown MILF, though. Every Repuglycan bubba ‘n’ Xtian fundy who unconsciously lusts after his mom ’cause he’s too scared of other girls must have dozens of sticky bandanas under the bed, just hoping she’ll find ‘em.
What we saw in this debate was a weather girl-cum-contestant on Dancing With the Stars. Maybe America deserves her.
“Every Repuglycan bubba ‘n’ Xtian fundy who unconsciously lusts after his mom ’cause he’s too scared of other girls must have dozens of sticky bandanas under the bed, just hoping she’ll find ‘em.”
That’s gold, Will! Comic gold!